awkward and awesome thursday

It's been forever since I've done an Awkward and Awesome post!!

So I figured it was time...

Enjoy.

Awkward:

-trying to explain (to a man) how you feel perfectly comfortable climbing on furniture to reach the ceiling, but feel extremely unsafe on a step step-stool.

Yes. I feel like I'm about to take a plunge to my death when I stand on a step stool or ladder.
I'm talkin mad fear here folks.

(source)

-my boyfriend asking me through the bathroom door if I'm pooping.

This seriously happens. On a regular basis.

But I love him dearly.
(and will probably happen more often now that I expressed how awkward it is...)

-Wednesday.
One of my afternoon students (whom I hadn't seen yet that morning) came up to me and gives me a hug.
Not so awkward right?
As she's hugging me she looks up at me and says:
"I'm a fan of Adele."
Then she walks away.
That's it.
Umm... awesome?

-picking out paint colors with the boyfriend.

We apparently don't have the same taste when it comes to paint colors.

This adds a whole new element to our painting decisions.
But I still love him. :)

Awesome:

-being informed by a 4 year old student that she's sexy... and she knows it.

Yes, one of my students was told no about something (I don't even remember what) and this upset her. So her response? Looking me straight in the eye, and with a head shake, informs me "I'm sexy and I know it." As if that gives her permission to do whatever she wants.

Try not laughing out loud at that.

Pretty sure it was difficult.

-That same 4 year old student informing me about tosh.O

Apparently she watches the show and "it's really funny."

-babies.

I got a precious babe bein born in a few months.

(Def not mine. Don't freak out peeps.)

And I can't wait to snuggle little Mr. Liam Matthew Drake!!

And now I will be having 2 more little babes born this fall!!

I'm buildin up my snuggle muscles.

I'm a be a snugglin machine.

Boom.

-watching football with the boyfriend.

It's one of my favorite things to do.

Too bad football season is over already.
Who's got a countdown going?

-all the quotes I hear from my students on a daily basis.

Me: "We're going to talk about night and day."

Student: "Like Twilight like my mom and dad watch!!"
Yes... like Twilight??

-all the songs I hear from my students on a daily basis.

Thank You for Party Rockin'

Party Rock Anthem

Moves Like Jagger

Tik Tok

I'm Sexy and I Know It

and the list goes on and on....

Happy Awkward and Awesomeness Everyone!!