holy bananas

Well crap on a cracker.

It's been over a month since I've updated this little bloggity blog.

I'm not ok with this.

However, life got uber crazy.

Bare with me while I catch all ya'lls up on my little slice of heaven known as life.

(this WILL be a long one...)

But first, before I get started, I just wanted to shout out to ANGELA.  I've never met you but I was just informed yesterday that you think my bloggity blog is hilarious.  So thank you.  :)  And if he ever gets his butt movin'... take care of him for me while he's out there.

((Don't you worry folks... she'll know what I'm talkin about.)) 

Now let us begin.... 

1.  May 20.

End of the year field trip with 23 of the most amazing, yet most energetic preschoolers ever.

(I've trained them well.)

We visited the animals..... at the zoo.

It was the one perfect, non-rainy day that we had here in good ol' Indiana that week month.

Also, I had 12ish AMAZING parents who stepped up to help.

I'm so thankful for them.

They kept me sane.

I'm the best preschool teacher ever.

Hands down.
Pictures from our trip:

2.  May 21.

Melissa's 26th birthday = Cowboy Up.

Now, this is obviously a country line-dancing club thingy.

And I don't line dance.

I'm NOT that coordinated.

However, I had a blast with my amazing friends.

And I actually managed to do 2 dances.

One of those being the cupid shuffle.

....What?!?! It counts.

Amanda!! Loves her.

 Loves.

 Me and the birthday girl!!

 Me and Alex.

3. May 27-30.

Otherwise known as Memorial Day Weekend.  And camping.

This is how our camping weekend went:

huge fifth wheel camper

smallest lot ever

uneven ground

rain. every. day.

MUD

cards

drinks

campfires

and big, huge scary spiders in the shower.

((seriously. it was HUGE.)) 

Yes, it rained every day... except for Monday.

I left Sunday... after our last bout of rain.

I was crazy muddy dirty and ready for a clean shower WITHOUT crazy big huge scary spiders.

However, we did have fun.

And Sunday morning/early afternoon the sun did try to peak through for a bit so we were able to go out in the row boats.

I got fried.

I loved it.

4. May 31-June 3.

Longest. Week. Of. My. Life.

I did daycare one day while packing up my room.

Then we had our end of the year staff meeting.

Then I packed some more.

And moved some stuff.

And took some stuff home.

And we had our end of the year cookout.

Then throw in an unexpected root canal in the middle of that mess.

That. Week. Sucked.

5.  This then leads me to this past week and this current week.

TWO weeks off work.

That's right ya'll.  I got 2 weeks off.

It has been WONDERFUL to say the least.

DEFINITELY much needed.

So what have I done with myself during this time of bliss?

Well let us see.....

I have filled my time with:

Insanity.

Swimming.

Sleeping.

Girls night.

Dinner with the SIL.

Babysitting.

A wedding.

Friend-date nights.

Movies.

Catching up with an old friend.

Catching up with the ex-hubs.

Reading. 

and....... 

Lil' bit o' drama.

Now for some explanations... because I know you're just all dying to know.

List numero dos:

1. Insanity.

BAM it's killer.

And I love every second of it.

This is the first week that I'm actually doing it every. single. day. tho...

I'm scared for how I'll be feeling by the end of the week.
But I love spending that time with Amanda and she's whippin my booty into shape!!

2. Swimming.

3 1/2 hours in a pool.

With a bestie and her two crazy children.

I got fried... again.

And I loved it.... again.

3. Sleeping.

'nuff said.

I've been doing a lot of it.

4. Girl's night.

I went to the Frog Tavern with Amanda and Tanya.

Holy fun-ness.

((Yes, that's a word.))

Drinks, laughs, dancing, and crazy girl talk.

There's nothing better.

5. Dinner with the SIL.

Shout out to Ashley!!

She's pretty cool.

And shes leaving for Paris this weekend with her hubs.

I'm slightly totally jealous.

But it was totally fun to catch up with her again.

6. Babysitting.

My little tornado, Adrianna.

She's flippin adorable.

Who can resist this face??

All tuckered out after dinner at Haci with me and Ashley.

7. A wedding.

Holy gorgeousness.

Alex went with me as my date... to simmer down the awkwardness.

Yes there was slight awkwardness because this was a mutual friend of mine and the ex-hubs. 

He was a hott date (HA).

 But the REAL gorgeousness came when Ty and Tori tied the knot.

Seriously.

They are the most beautiful couple I've ever seen in my life.

And I'm so incredibly happy for them!!

Mr. and Mrs. Konopinski!!
Absolutely beautiful.

Kyle, Hannah, me, and Alex.
The cool table.

8. Friend-date nights.

With Alex.

Chili's a lots and lots of movies and TV.

We're loads of fun.

9. Movies.

Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hangover 2

Bridesmaids

Thor

Fast Five

I've been a busy busy girl.

10. Catching up with an old friend.

Haven't seen this guy in like 8 years.

Super crazy.

((Sorry.. that's all you get on this topic. Bahaha.)) 

11. Catching up with the ex-hubs.

Since he is still sorta super awesome he changed the oil in my car for me.

((I won't tell you how far over the 3000 mile/3 month mark I was....))

Then we spent some time talking.

About misters and misses.

Slightly awkward but ehh... I'm over it.

Apparently we're just meant to be friends.

And I'm ok with that.

He also gave me two more movies to watch... cause again, he's still sorta super awesome.

And we might be going running together tonight.

Depends how I feel after Insanity with Amanda.

And if I'm ready to get my butt kicked.  Hard.

Ugh.

But he'll push me.

So I may not be able to walk tomorrow.

12. Reading.

Oh how I've missed reading.

This coming school year I'm NOT doing aftercare so I will hopefully have more time to read again.

So what am I currently reading you may ask???

Twilight.

Obviously.

Because if you think back to the MTV music awards... you'll remember that there was a trailer that was released.  What trailer was that again??

Oh yea... that's right.

FLIPPING BREAKING DAWN.

Raise your hand if you definitely almost peed your pants the first time you watched that trailer.

Yup... I got my hand raised fo' sho'.

I'm so flipping excited.

So the obvious next step would be to reread the whole series again.

DUH.

13. And my lil' bit o' drama?

There's no more mister.

I dumped him.

I won't go into details because it was all totally my choice.

But it's a good thing for me.

So no pity parties for me.

I'm a happy happy girl ready to move forward.

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Oooohhh how I've missed all you lovelies.

Seriously.

All ya'lls have no idea how much I have missed sitting here talking to you.

And apparently I don't even know half of whos reading this.

But apparently I'm funny??

I'll accept that.

But I'm back!

I don't have internet at my house because I'm flat broke.

BOOOOO.

But I will however be making time to visit my gpas store and my school to bum off some free wireless.

Just because I love you all that much.

So until tomorrow.........

(Which I promise won't be THIS long...)

Peace out yo.